ThIs WiLl MaKe YoU qIcK lAuGh

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells youabout what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!

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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything

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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn'tallow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

16 signs you love someone! ahaks

SIXTEEN:When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

FIFTEEN:You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.

FOURTEEN:You walk really slow when you're with them.

THIRTEEN:You feel shy whenever they're around.

ELEVEN:When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.

TEN:You smile when you hear their voice.

NINE:When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

EIGHT:You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:They're all you think about.

SIX:You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.

FOUR:You would do anything for them, just to see them.

THREE:While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelvewas missing

ONE:You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

BeFoRe AnD AfTeR MaRRiaGe!

Before marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the tOP...

Think

Think of the things
That make you happy
Not the things
That make you sad

Think of the truth in mankind
And think of the blessing that serround you
Not the ones that are denied

Think of the future that lies before you
Not the past that lies behind
Think of the treasure you have gathered
Not the one you have failed to find

Think of the serving yourself alone
Not of servicing self alone
Think of the happiness of others
And in this you`ll find your OWN!

what is love all about

LoVe......
Love,
For family
And Friends
Will never end
It can be shown in many ways
Even if you are near
or far
Love will always remain
In our memory
To be treasured
Forever
-Love arrives on tip toe and
bangs the door when it leaves!-
-Love is life : Hatres is death-

History of the band

LockSmith as you know was a rock band (just for fun rock band)...... and we establish this band since 2004.....why we choose this name.......cos we had a memory with this.....actually we get the band name when we are on trip to "Air Terjun Sg.Lalang" at Semenyih........it just a co-incident ..... ehehheeheee...... After one of us suggest the name, all the members agreed to put it as a band name untill now......

my picture at teenagers time

mmmm..... can't belive huhhhhh...... so do i............huhauahhua..... just joking.........well for your information this picture is all about our local rocker band 80-an. now some of the band still in group and some of them are not in group anymore. rock bands such like a Scorpion, Metallica, Wings, Lefthanded are still in group even they not have a lot stage performance. rock music make a lot of change for the teenagers during the time. from the hair style untill to dressing style everythings is all about rocks. but their life still on the right line. what ever it is "ROCK NEVER DIES" but we will die one day. last but not least "VIVA ROCK FOR EVER". ADIOS AND WATARI................c u next time....................................................peace to all...........................................

Band Gua (start 2004)

wa tubuhkan band tahun ni pada tahun 2004. band ini dianggotai oleh wa (drummer), kenet(guitaris utama), lantoi(2ndguitar/bassis) dan been(vokalis/bassis)............kami meminati lagu2 rock. Antara kumpulan pujaan kami adalah wings, lefthanded, metallica, iron maiden, deep purple, earthsahker dan banyak lagi lu pikir la sendiri huahuahuahuauhauhha........

(to be continued) hehehehehe